Fun things heard around our house within 20 minutes:
"Daddy! Look at the syrup!"
"Don't lick the syrup off the floor!"
"He put his monkey paw in it!"
"I just washed those costumes today and they are dirty again..."
"AACK! He turned off my computer! And changed my task manager!"
"Whoever designed public bathrooms doesn't have kids! What am I supposed to do, blow dry my kid's runny nose??!"
